PA MESSAGES
— "Attention all workers! Please do not forget to renew your toilet paper subscription for the month. Don't be caught with your pants down on this matter." — "To all personnel: the spyware installed on your workstations indicates productivity losses of 45% in the last hour. Be aware that your performance review may reflect negatively on your O2 allotment." — "The H&B family would like to thank everyone who donated to the 'Feed The Homeless Slime Monsters' fund for the tax write-off." — "Important notice: be reminded that H&B has a strict policy against child sacrifice during work hours. If you need to perform a ritual offering to the Elder Gods, please submit an application via the company portal." — "Office printers are for official company business only. Those using them to print out escape routes from the building must refrain from doing so immediately." — "In light of the estimated workforce los...