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I Have No Maus, And I Must Scream

Here's how you can run a Mausritter/Harlan Ellison crossover game. It's more of a thought experiment than anything, so don't come tell me how it's broken. We're here to have a bad time. Remove all starting equipment. Mice may have a trinket from the bric-a-brac table . Give mice an Ironic Punishment based on their background. Take the Hungry condition. Use the random room stocking procedures to generate spaces. Roll only Room Types and Treasure, re-rolling whenever "Lair" comes up. Use the Treasure table below. Mice cannot escape and cannot kill themselves, but can take damage. Last mouse standing is turned into a gelatinous blob by AM. Ironic punishments Test subject. Born here, bred to be AM's plaything. Horribly disfigured. -1 WIL. Kitchen forager. Cannot stand the sight of food. WIL save to make yourself eat anything no matter how starved. Cage dweller. Deathly afraid of open spaces. Hedge witch.  Take the Drained condition. Leatherworker. Ski...

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