So what's this all about then?

Welcome to Pax Reptiliana, where the horrors are mundane and the desperation isn't so much quiet as deadened. It's the cyberpunk future we were promised/threatened with, sans the cool. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental and probably arises from your own paranoid, conspiracy-minded psyche. A conspiracy, by the way, is just a top-down directive that you don't need to know about. Do what you're told and everything will be over soon.

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